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Thought I'd post it up here in case any of the old timers like ourselves appreciate it
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WALAN :: net send I haxxed j00!
WALAN :: The stuff jolt towers are made of
WALAN :: For the inner geek inside of all of us
WALAN :: 6am in the morning - anything goes
WALAN :: Dimmer AM WIN!
WALAN :: Are you sure you want to be here?
WALAN :: I can't believe its not butter
WALAN :: Lets play guess that smell?
WALAN :: WTF How did he kill me..... WALL HACKING FUCKER - CS TARD
WALAN :: Where 13year olds get to watch all the X Rated Porn their little Libido will let them. Ooops, I dont think i was meant to say that.
WALAN :: We do not know this Dimmer person
WALAN :: Keep both hands above the desk at all times
WALAN :: Hmm is it just me or does that Rocket launcher look like a penis ?
WALAN :: "Don't play stupid with me! I'm better at it"
WALAN :: We gave away free tissues out a LAN once. Really.
WALAN :: It dont smell like fish coz were in freo.....
WALAN :: Got Milk?
WALAN :: Taste the difference
WALAN :: The intoxicating smell of fresh geek
W4L4N :: h0m3 0f 7h3 l337357 0f 7h3 l337
WALAN :: A social event with lots of abuse.
WALAN :: Sleep is for the weak.
W4L4N :: h0m3 0f 7h3 l337357 0f 7h3 l337
WALAN :: We are l33t
WALAN :: I love the smell of warm hard drives in the morning
WALAN :: Be sure to bring your own toilet paper
WALAN :: We are teh sux0r
WALAN :: When Aliens Laugh At Nudists
WALAN :: Geeks + Caffeine
WALAN :: Security Guards Like Porn Far Too Much
WALAN :: Were your more likely to be raped by a homo alien.
WALAN :: Jolt
WALAN :: My parents say I have to be home by 10pm :-(
WALAN :: Due to us only getting 1 type of chair, everyone must now have the same sized butt
WALAN :: Life without Pizza is no life at all
WALAN :: Where leeching is an art
WALAN :: no there is no table 69
WALAN :: games and porn - what more could you want?
WALAN :: All foam, no beer.
WALAN :: Got Pr0n?
WALAN :: Makes you froth at the mouth
WALAN :: tournaments and technology
WALAN :: Higher that your recommended intake of 1337 !!
WALAN :: I'm with stupid ------>
WALAN :: 100% pure IRC boredom
WALAN :: HI MUM!
WALAN :: (_O_)
WALAN :: Whos that *sexy* nick over there!
WALAN :: WA's Leading LAN Provider
WALAN :: r0x0rs j00 c0x0r
WALAN :: where you go in real life to socialise, and end up using IRC again
WALAN :: every1 on table 4!
WALAN :: Wheres the pizza's ?!?
WALAN :: meet ur matches
WALAN :: wtf is this sticky shit on my keyboard?
WALAN :: i.hacked.the.mp3.voting.system.at.walan.axg.net
WALAN :: Western Australia's Largest Nerd Convention
WALAN :: Home of the 3-point mouse manouver...
WALAN :: We lan because we can
WALAN :: that looks painful
WALAN :: which ones peppy?
WALAN :: We All Like A Nude-picture
WALAN :: "Has anyone seen my Tribes 2 cd?"
WALAN :: you stay on your side of the table...
WALAN :: All your pr0n are belong to us
WALAN :: have u got LOTR?
WALAN :: Hi! ..... generic is it ?
WALAN :: Bring blanks
WALAN :: got n00b?
WALAN :: OMG!... i never pictured him to look like that
WALAN :: are u sure thats him!?!
WALAN :: Are you the all new 92.9 Fugitive?
WALAN :: DONT TOUCH MY KEYBOARD!!
WALAN :: G0t l0gs?
WALAN :: ctrl+alt+del
WALAN :: "He can see my screen!!"
WALAN :: IRC: fuck you man. IRL: hey dude how ya going?
WALAN :: you did not just touch my pizza, YOU DO NOT TOUCH MY GOD DAMN PIZZA!!!
WALAN :: are you the lucky table without power!?!
WALAN :: Sleep is for the week
WALAN :: hits noob with a large trout!
WALAN :: Press ctrl f4 for dr j to give you ops
WALAN :: My mum says I'm cool
WALAN :: You don't need to go on a plane to get jet lag
WALAN :: where ur pizza box tower dream come alive
WALAN :: Sleep?
WALAN :: CS Kiddie Script0r's are l33t
WALAN :: I smeeeeeeell geek!
WALAN :: /kick Dimmer
WALAN :: 36 Hours isn't THAT long
WALAN :: my cs doesnt look like that
WALAN :: who the fuck guffed it?
WALAN :: there is only 600+ of us here
WALAN :: You want it? We have it shared...somewere....
WALAN :: ONLY 36 HOURS? WHAT ARE YOU? WEAK?
WALAN :: no dimmer! stay away from my ass
WALAN :: We have lives. Really!
WALAN :: Where national age limits have no value...
WALAN :: \/\/|-|3R3 U TYPE |_I|<3 T|-||s
WALAN :: Bored? Play with the Conveyor Belt
WALAN :: whats the dc srv?
WALAN :: 600+ pr0n leechers and only 1 server...
WALAN :: Please clean the underside of your table before leaving
WALAN :: you the only loser without a cat5cable
WALAN :: Nerfwars@3AM Be There.
WALAN :: We did NOT have sexual relations with Wayne Carey
WALAN :: whats the difference between a phone cable and a network cable
WALAN :: Largest single concentration of Linux ISOs and Sharware
WALAN :: "Where's my mousepad?"
WALAN :: Please do not "Deposit" under the desk
WALAN :: Title-age
WALAN :: wtf wiped their ass with my mousepad?
WALAN :: lock sum1 didnt look their comp!?!
WALAN :: Dump it on your hd, not your keyboard
WALAN :: This is out wallpaper
WALAN :: Ive run out of HDD space for porn *deletes windows*
WALAN ::
WALAN :: hmm i want this! kthx
WALAN :: /part #realworld
WALAN :: We do not use Jolt Towers to train terrorists
WALAN :: Excessive use may cause blurred vision, may develop an addiction to caffiene, and may suffer awful smell.
WALAN :: Computer + Games + Nerds = LAN
WALAN :: 600 guys in one room =...
WALAN :: We do not provide showers
WALAN :: We know who osama is... *points to cs cheater*
WALAN :: PC + Pr0n + L33t N3rds = LAN
WALAN :: toilets that way
WALAN :: who the fuck ordered the cheese pizza?
WALAN :: toilets !?! plastic bag!!!
WALAN :: We do not endorse the use of Microsoft Flight Simulator and other terrorist training tools
WALAN :: LOOK! A CAMPER!
WALAN :: Toilets? Just release baby!
WALAN :: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8
WALAN :: I THINK WE GOT A CHEATER!!!
WALAN :: Who said you could play that RPG here!
WALAN :: No DIMMER im not gay
WALAN :: FUCKING CAMPERS!
WALAN :: Run on rice.
WALAN :: Yes, DIMMER is gay.
WALAN :: haha there playing tribes2!
WALAN :: Dimmer is my special friend
WALAN :: It's just not cricket.
WALAN :: Were the sad fucks still play 1 player only games.
WALAN :: Enter with caution
WALAN :: Viewer disgression advised
WALAN :: Quake didn't die. It's just sleeping!
WALAN :: police coming this time?
WALAN :: Nudist colony for gamers
WALAN :: waste 12 hours waiting to pay
WALAN :: I swear i didnt pay that security guard!
WALAN :: PSU?? sif i need a PSU!!!
WALAN :: i wasted ink on a barcode that didnt even work
WALAN :: Where's my cd wallet?
WALAN :: WALAN :: WALAN (we could go on forever! .... and since none of these guys are gonna get girlfriends soon, chances are we will)
WALAN :: Which dickhead plugged into the Uplink?!!?
WALAN :: SUSPENSION for Dimmer (*!*cssucks@*.iprimus.net.au) will expire in 365 days, 00:00:00
WALAN :: where the tables are labelled...finally
WALAN :: Bring a Shovel
WALAN :: Bring a bib!
WALAN :: Have you ever rented a game that wasnt quite right? It may have been a pirate copy. Pirated games are recognisable by the blue underside of the CD and lack of any handwriting skills on the cover. If you suspect that your game is priated contact "l33t CS kiddie" for proper disposal. Pirated games rob programmers of hard earned caffiene.
WALAN :: Do not bring a social life. It will get lost.
WALAN :: Were the babes are sparse
WALAN :: c0re
WALAN :: That'll do S|oth, That'll do.
WALAN :: Kitchen sink not required, however esky, waffle maker and microwave is appreciated.
WALAN :: what do u expect?? a catchy heading??
WALAN :: Pirated games rob programmers of hard earned caffiene
WALAN :: msg me 4 cyber!!!1
WALAN :: Osama Bin Laden's secret hiding place
WALAN :: asl?
WALAN :: "can u dcc me some pizza man?!?"
WALAN :: we spent a full hour to choose this title........
WALAN :: Sharing is for people who dont have enough money to buy their own.
WALAN :: Where the only thing more abundant than people is Caffeine.
WALAN :: Stop hogging the bandwidth!
WALAN :: Do not make illegal copies of this website.
WALAN :: Who the Fuck is L33ching from me?!?!?!?
WALAN :: My mummy dropped me off so I can show off my l33t CS skillz
WALAN :: *disables shares*
WALAN :: LEECHING PROHIBITED
WALAN :: Is now subject to an Acceptable Use Policy
WALAN :: 70ms lag is too high! fkn leechers!
WALAN :: No alcohol allowed. unless you bring enough for everyone
WALAN :: We do not like you
WALAN :: net send /workgroup Munch 4m Gh3y
WALAN :: net send 172.16.255.255 i h4x0red your b0xen
WALAN :: No, we don't have a 3GB Cap
WALAN :: copy *.*
WALAN :: We do not condemn nor condone breaking of software liscences, now who had the devils0wn again ?
WALAN :: I'll Tell you my IP Address if you tell me your workgroup
WALAN :: Dont bother bringing condoms
WALAN :: /timer 1 1 1 net send * hax0red j00 game of CS!
WALAN :: We don't route you through Victoria
WALAN :: please leave your copies of Nimda at the door
WALAN :: Main server down, rerouting all data through Uranus
WALAN :: the only 600+ person lan where you'll find lanners playing on online CS servers
WALAN :: Where your local game server is less than 10ms away!
WALAN :: WARNING Nimda detected on yo system
WALAN :: I can see my house from here!
WALAN :: Switch: Thanks for waiting, your packets are important to us and we will send your request shortly. meanwhile may i interest you in a fresh IGMP insurance?
WALAN :: HI MUM
WALAN :: wots a cat 5 cable???
WALAN :: Go home now. Please. It's over.
WALAN :: Errrr 5 cats?
WALAN :: G0t Cat5?
WALAN :: Ah fuck, does anyone have a spare power cord?
WALAN :: Who needs sunshine anyway!!
WALAN :: Quote
WALAN :: Were the admins are part time pimps
WALAN :: No machines, just real people.............ummm, wait a second...
WALAN :: one power point, monitor or tower :S
WALAN :: Long Entry times are because we have your health in mind. Everyone needs vitamin B every now and then
WALAN :: /exec -o figlet DIMMER AM GAY
WALAN :: These are tards. See tards lan. Lan tards lan.
WALAN :: A LAN???? Will I tan?!?
WALAN :: i scream, u scream we all scream for pr0n!
WALAN :: Your local tanning resturant
WALAN :: Where monitor glow can light an entire room
WALAN :: "What is a lan? I want one. Do they cost much. How big are they? Will it fit in my cabinet?!
WALAN :: What does LAN stand for?
WALAN :: Who's your favorite admin ?
WALAN :: IM HORNY
WALAN :: We don't remember what the WA stands for either
WALAN :: Ausgamers suck
WALAN :: Whats felatio?
WALAN :: hey look im on tv!
WALAN :: Wh0z y0 d4ddy?!
WALAN :: Hehe I can see that anime chicks nipple!
WALAN :: It's this thing where you play games
WALAN :: Were the korn is live
WALAN :: hehe hentai is funny
WALAN :: oh, was that your power cord?
WALAN :: Wtf left the floater in my jolt?
WALAN :: I swear I WAS JUST SCRATCHING!
WALAN :: 1800-love-lanning
WALAN :: Largest LAN in Oz. You know.. the place with no bandwidth
WALAN :: Where people argue about how much pornography they have.
WALAN :: Attack of the Clons
WALAN :: still going ffs?
WALAN :: We spent far too long coming up with these
WALAN :: Jolt has How Much Caffiene? *stacks 17th can*
WALAN :: lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan
WALAN :: JJFZ (Jar Jar Free Zone)
WALAN :: where u feel like youve just been born again when u exit
WALAN :: Whats water??
WALAN :: You should see how many other taglines we came up with...
WALAN :: Leave the CS admin alone. :END
WALAN :: Disclaimer: Attending this venue will cause you to smell, be addicted to Cafienne, and run out of disk space. Do you wish to continue? (Y, N, or Cancel)
WALAN :: Table 5 kthnx bai!
WALAN :: where your bound to have one person with a stfd comp to laugh at
WALAN :: Were being on table 5 is like being on the internet.
WALAN :: I dare you to poke him!
WALAN :: we did NOT substitute water for jolt
WALAN :: Is it alive?
WALAN :: "WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!? THATS FUCKING BS!!!
WALAN :: Pepsi? HA!
WALAN :: Where online relationships blossom *wink*
WALAN :: Attack of the prawn
WALAN :: oh, was i meant to bring my computer?
WALAN :: Is that guy over there still alive?
WALAN :: Korn......
WALAN :: What are they doing mummy?
WALAN :: Attack of the TEDDYBORG!!
WALAN :: I have the Internet on cd, anyone want to trade?
WALAN :: Zookeeper! Those 2 monkeys are trying to kill each other....
WALAN :: J00 will be allaninated
WALAN :: IRC - be there and be square
WALAN :: ..anime anime anime anime anime anime... must be table 5
WALAN :: how many pictures can i fit on my new 800MB HDD>>>
WALAN :: "Is that you in the blue shirt... with the hat?"
WALAN :: This is a shameless attempt at increasing hits - reload me
WALAN :: Wheres your ping advantage now?
WALAN :: I overclocked my hard drive
WALAN :: Im the one with the big black headphones FFS!
WALAN :: Telstra blamed for child's death
WALAN :: I have over 50k of these.....
WALAN :: Were are you? Stand up.. Nope cant see you. Can you see me now? Pink dress with yellow hat? No...yellow dress with pink hat. Oh there you are.
WALAN :: What do you want to leech today?
WALAN :: We don't fix phones - but nor do telstra
WALAN :: Tel$lut, j00 will be reaped.
WALAN :: "Hello, this is Telstra? You have a complaint? Please hold"
WALAN :: live life on the edge, take of your heatsink
WALAN :: I know Privatter, hes a good mate of mine... *walks to Privateer* can I be unbanned now ?
WALAN :: PING REPLY: 500 sec
WALAN :: "Turn your fucking neons off.... im gettin glare!!"
WALAN :: Your Hit is Important to us. Please Hold. *404*
WALAN :: Proudly not affiliated with AusGamers
WALAN :: Everyones a winner !
WALAN :: Were d0t-bat is still waiting for the other half of his prize. *Stare @ Dr.J*
WALAN :: Dude, that's NOT cool!
WALAN :: which ones peppy?
WALAN :: i have a life, im only on irc for 11 hours a day
WALAN :: "Ya! I kissed a girl" "Ya mum doesn't count" "Oh.... sister?"
WALAN :: The page you are trying to view has walked away in disgust.
WALAN :: You can never have too many lusers
WALAN :: Slashdot us. We dare ya!
WALAN :: Channel Topic: Welcome to #walan, Memberships are OPEN, <n00b> Are sign ups for members open yet?
WALAN :: <a href="http://walan.axg.net">walan.axg.net</a>
WALAN :: Saddest bunch of fastest sperm.
WALAN :: Out of all the packets in the world, you were the fastest?
WALAN :: More than 3 shacks constitutes as a wank
WALAN :: Stretched plastic eventually breaks
WALAN :: /* The end
WALAN :: I cant believe we dont have an All Your Base tag!
WALAN :: batteries not included
WALAN :: w00t im in the top30 Shippostats !
WALAN :: things in the claymen list
WALAN :: If you like pr0n then heaven is a place on earth
WALAN :: The stuff jolt towers are made of
WALAN :: For the inner geek inside of all of us
WALAN :: 6am in the morning - anything goes
WALAN :: Dimmer AM WIN!
WALAN :: Are you sure you want to be here?
WALAN :: I can't believe its not butter
WALAN :: Lets play guess that smell?
WALAN :: WTF How did he kill me..... WALL HACKING FUCKER - CS TARD
WALAN :: Where 13year olds get to watch all the X Rated Porn their little Libido will let them. Ooops, I dont think i was meant to say that.
WALAN :: We do not know this Dimmer person
WALAN :: Keep both hands above the desk at all times
WALAN :: Hmm is it just me or does that Rocket launcher look like a penis ?
WALAN :: "Don't play stupid with me! I'm better at it"
WALAN :: We gave away free tissues out a LAN once. Really.
WALAN :: It dont smell like fish coz were in freo.....
WALAN :: Got Milk?
WALAN :: Taste the difference
WALAN :: The intoxicating smell of fresh geek
W4L4N :: h0m3 0f 7h3 l337357 0f 7h3 l337
WALAN :: A social event with lots of abuse.
WALAN :: Sleep is for the weak.
W4L4N :: h0m3 0f 7h3 l337357 0f 7h3 l337
WALAN :: We are l33t
WALAN :: I love the smell of warm hard drives in the morning
WALAN :: Be sure to bring your own toilet paper
WALAN :: We are teh sux0r
WALAN :: When Aliens Laugh At Nudists
WALAN :: Geeks + Caffeine
WALAN :: Security Guards Like Porn Far Too Much
WALAN :: Were your more likely to be raped by a homo alien.
WALAN :: Jolt
WALAN :: My parents say I have to be home by 10pm :-(
WALAN :: Due to us only getting 1 type of chair, everyone must now have the same sized butt
WALAN :: Life without Pizza is no life at all
WALAN :: Where leeching is an art
WALAN :: no there is no table 69
WALAN :: games and porn - what more could you want?
WALAN :: All foam, no beer.
WALAN :: Got Pr0n?
WALAN :: Makes you froth at the mouth
WALAN :: tournaments and technology
WALAN :: Higher that your recommended intake of 1337 !!
WALAN :: I'm with stupid ------>
WALAN :: 100% pure IRC boredom
WALAN :: HI MUM!
WALAN :: (_O_)
WALAN :: Whos that *sexy* nick over there!
WALAN :: WA's Leading LAN Provider
WALAN :: r0x0rs j00 c0x0r
WALAN :: where you go in real life to socialise, and end up using IRC again
WALAN :: every1 on table 4!
WALAN :: Wheres the pizza's ?!?
WALAN :: meet ur matches
WALAN :: wtf is this sticky shit on my keyboard?
WALAN :: i.hacked.the.mp3.voting.system.at.walan.axg.net
WALAN :: Western Australia's Largest Nerd Convention
WALAN :: Home of the 3-point mouse manouver...
WALAN :: We lan because we can
WALAN :: that looks painful
WALAN :: which ones peppy?
WALAN :: We All Like A Nude-picture
WALAN :: "Has anyone seen my Tribes 2 cd?"
WALAN :: you stay on your side of the table...
WALAN :: All your pr0n are belong to us
WALAN :: have u got LOTR?
WALAN :: Hi! ..... generic is it ?
WALAN :: Bring blanks
WALAN :: got n00b?
WALAN :: OMG!... i never pictured him to look like that
WALAN :: are u sure thats him!?!
WALAN :: Are you the all new 92.9 Fugitive?
WALAN :: DONT TOUCH MY KEYBOARD!!
WALAN :: G0t l0gs?
WALAN :: ctrl+alt+del
WALAN :: "He can see my screen!!"
WALAN :: IRC: fuck you man. IRL: hey dude how ya going?
WALAN :: you did not just touch my pizza, YOU DO NOT TOUCH MY GOD DAMN PIZZA!!!
WALAN :: are you the lucky table without power!?!
WALAN :: Sleep is for the week
WALAN :: hits noob with a large trout!
WALAN :: Press ctrl f4 for dr j to give you ops
WALAN :: My mum says I'm cool
WALAN :: You don't need to go on a plane to get jet lag
WALAN :: where ur pizza box tower dream come alive
WALAN :: Sleep?
WALAN :: CS Kiddie Script0r's are l33t
WALAN :: I smeeeeeeell geek!
WALAN :: /kick Dimmer
WALAN :: 36 Hours isn't THAT long
WALAN :: my cs doesnt look like that
WALAN :: who the fuck guffed it?
WALAN :: there is only 600+ of us here
WALAN :: You want it? We have it shared...somewere....
WALAN :: ONLY 36 HOURS? WHAT ARE YOU? WEAK?
WALAN :: no dimmer! stay away from my ass
WALAN :: We have lives. Really!
WALAN :: Where national age limits have no value...
WALAN :: \/\/|-|3R3 U TYPE |_I|<3 T|-||s
WALAN :: Bored? Play with the Conveyor Belt
WALAN :: whats the dc srv?
WALAN :: 600+ pr0n leechers and only 1 server...
WALAN :: Please clean the underside of your table before leaving
WALAN :: you the only loser without a cat5cable
WALAN :: Nerfwars@3AM Be There.
WALAN :: We did NOT have sexual relations with Wayne Carey
WALAN :: whats the difference between a phone cable and a network cable
WALAN :: Largest single concentration of Linux ISOs and Sharware
WALAN :: "Where's my mousepad?"
WALAN :: Please do not "Deposit" under the desk
WALAN :: Title-age
WALAN :: wtf wiped their ass with my mousepad?
WALAN :: lock sum1 didnt look their comp!?!
WALAN :: Dump it on your hd, not your keyboard
WALAN :: This is out wallpaper
WALAN :: Ive run out of HDD space for porn *deletes windows*
WALAN ::
WALAN :: hmm i want this! kthx
WALAN :: /part #realworld
WALAN :: We do not use Jolt Towers to train terrorists
WALAN :: Excessive use may cause blurred vision, may develop an addiction to caffiene, and may suffer awful smell.
WALAN :: Computer + Games + Nerds = LAN
WALAN :: 600 guys in one room =...
WALAN :: We do not provide showers
WALAN :: We know who osama is... *points to cs cheater*
WALAN :: PC + Pr0n + L33t N3rds = LAN
WALAN :: toilets that way
WALAN :: who the fuck ordered the cheese pizza?
WALAN :: toilets !?! plastic bag!!!
WALAN :: We do not endorse the use of Microsoft Flight Simulator and other terrorist training tools
WALAN :: LOOK! A CAMPER!
WALAN :: Toilets? Just release baby!
WALAN :: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8
WALAN :: I THINK WE GOT A CHEATER!!!
WALAN :: Who said you could play that RPG here!
WALAN :: No DIMMER im not gay
WALAN :: FUCKING CAMPERS!
WALAN :: Run on rice.
WALAN :: Yes, DIMMER is gay.
WALAN :: haha there playing tribes2!
WALAN :: Dimmer is my special friend
WALAN :: It's just not cricket.
WALAN :: Were the sad fucks still play 1 player only games.
WALAN :: Enter with caution
WALAN :: Viewer disgression advised
WALAN :: Quake didn't die. It's just sleeping!
WALAN :: police coming this time?
WALAN :: Nudist colony for gamers
WALAN :: waste 12 hours waiting to pay
WALAN :: I swear i didnt pay that security guard!
WALAN :: PSU?? sif i need a PSU!!!
WALAN :: i wasted ink on a barcode that didnt even work
WALAN :: Where's my cd wallet?
WALAN :: WALAN :: WALAN (we could go on forever! .... and since none of these guys are gonna get girlfriends soon, chances are we will)
WALAN :: Which dickhead plugged into the Uplink?!!?
WALAN :: SUSPENSION for Dimmer (*!*cssucks@*.iprimus.net.au) will expire in 365 days, 00:00:00
WALAN :: where the tables are labelled...finally
WALAN :: Bring a Shovel
WALAN :: Bring a bib!
WALAN :: Have you ever rented a game that wasnt quite right? It may have been a pirate copy. Pirated games are recognisable by the blue underside of the CD and lack of any handwriting skills on the cover. If you suspect that your game is priated contact "l33t CS kiddie" for proper disposal. Pirated games rob programmers of hard earned caffiene.
WALAN :: Do not bring a social life. It will get lost.
WALAN :: Were the babes are sparse
WALAN :: c0re
WALAN :: That'll do S|oth, That'll do.
WALAN :: Kitchen sink not required, however esky, waffle maker and microwave is appreciated.
WALAN :: what do u expect?? a catchy heading??
WALAN :: Pirated games rob programmers of hard earned caffiene
WALAN :: msg me 4 cyber!!!1
WALAN :: Osama Bin Laden's secret hiding place
WALAN :: asl?
WALAN :: "can u dcc me some pizza man?!?"
WALAN :: we spent a full hour to choose this title........
WALAN :: Sharing is for people who dont have enough money to buy their own.
WALAN :: Where the only thing more abundant than people is Caffeine.
WALAN :: Stop hogging the bandwidth!
WALAN :: Do not make illegal copies of this website.
WALAN :: Who the Fuck is L33ching from me?!?!?!?
WALAN :: My mummy dropped me off so I can show off my l33t CS skillz
WALAN :: *disables shares*
WALAN :: LEECHING PROHIBITED
WALAN :: Is now subject to an Acceptable Use Policy
WALAN :: 70ms lag is too high! fkn leechers!
WALAN :: No alcohol allowed. unless you bring enough for everyone
WALAN :: We do not like you
WALAN :: net send /workgroup Munch 4m Gh3y
WALAN :: net send 172.16.255.255 i h4x0red your b0xen
WALAN :: No, we don't have a 3GB Cap
WALAN :: copy *.*
WALAN :: We do not condemn nor condone breaking of software liscences, now who had the devils0wn again ?
WALAN :: I'll Tell you my IP Address if you tell me your workgroup
WALAN :: Dont bother bringing condoms
WALAN :: /timer 1 1 1 net send * hax0red j00 game of CS!
WALAN :: We don't route you through Victoria
WALAN :: please leave your copies of Nimda at the door
WALAN :: Main server down, rerouting all data through Uranus
WALAN :: the only 600+ person lan where you'll find lanners playing on online CS servers
WALAN :: Where your local game server is less than 10ms away!
WALAN :: WARNING Nimda detected on yo system
WALAN :: I can see my house from here!
WALAN :: Switch: Thanks for waiting, your packets are important to us and we will send your request shortly. meanwhile may i interest you in a fresh IGMP insurance?
WALAN :: HI MUM
WALAN :: wots a cat 5 cable???
WALAN :: Go home now. Please. It's over.
WALAN :: Errrr 5 cats?
WALAN :: G0t Cat5?
WALAN :: Ah fuck, does anyone have a spare power cord?
WALAN :: Who needs sunshine anyway!!
WALAN :: Quote
WALAN :: Were the admins are part time pimps
WALAN :: No machines, just real people.............ummm, wait a second...
WALAN :: one power point, monitor or tower :S
WALAN :: Long Entry times are because we have your health in mind. Everyone needs vitamin B every now and then
WALAN :: /exec -o figlet DIMMER AM GAY
WALAN :: These are tards. See tards lan. Lan tards lan.
WALAN :: A LAN???? Will I tan?!?
WALAN :: i scream, u scream we all scream for pr0n!
WALAN :: Your local tanning resturant
WALAN :: Where monitor glow can light an entire room
WALAN :: "What is a lan? I want one. Do they cost much. How big are they? Will it fit in my cabinet?!
WALAN :: What does LAN stand for?
WALAN :: Who's your favorite admin ?
WALAN :: IM HORNY
WALAN :: We don't remember what the WA stands for either
WALAN :: Ausgamers suck
WALAN :: Whats felatio?
WALAN :: hey look im on tv!
WALAN :: Wh0z y0 d4ddy?!
WALAN :: Hehe I can see that anime chicks nipple!
WALAN :: It's this thing where you play games
WALAN :: Were the korn is live
WALAN :: hehe hentai is funny
WALAN :: oh, was that your power cord?
WALAN :: Wtf left the floater in my jolt?
WALAN :: I swear I WAS JUST SCRATCHING!
WALAN :: 1800-love-lanning
WALAN :: Largest LAN in Oz. You know.. the place with no bandwidth
WALAN :: Where people argue about how much pornography they have.
WALAN :: Attack of the Clons
WALAN :: still going ffs?
WALAN :: We spent far too long coming up with these
WALAN :: Jolt has How Much Caffiene? *stacks 17th can*
WALAN :: lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan lan
WALAN :: JJFZ (Jar Jar Free Zone)
WALAN :: where u feel like youve just been born again when u exit
WALAN :: Whats water??
WALAN :: You should see how many other taglines we came up with...
WALAN :: Leave the CS admin alone. :END
WALAN :: Disclaimer: Attending this venue will cause you to smell, be addicted to Cafienne, and run out of disk space. Do you wish to continue? (Y, N, or Cancel)
WALAN :: Table 5 kthnx bai!
WALAN :: where your bound to have one person with a stfd comp to laugh at
WALAN :: Were being on table 5 is like being on the internet.
WALAN :: I dare you to poke him!
WALAN :: we did NOT substitute water for jolt
WALAN :: Is it alive?
WALAN :: "WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!? THATS FUCKING BS!!!
WALAN :: Pepsi? HA!
WALAN :: Where online relationships blossom *wink*
WALAN :: Attack of the prawn
WALAN :: oh, was i meant to bring my computer?
WALAN :: Is that guy over there still alive?
WALAN :: Korn......
WALAN :: What are they doing mummy?
WALAN :: Attack of the TEDDYBORG!!
WALAN :: I have the Internet on cd, anyone want to trade?
WALAN :: Zookeeper! Those 2 monkeys are trying to kill each other....
WALAN :: J00 will be allaninated
WALAN :: IRC - be there and be square
WALAN :: ..anime anime anime anime anime anime... must be table 5
WALAN :: how many pictures can i fit on my new 800MB HDD>>>
WALAN :: "Is that you in the blue shirt... with the hat?"
WALAN :: This is a shameless attempt at increasing hits - reload me
WALAN :: Wheres your ping advantage now?
WALAN :: I overclocked my hard drive
WALAN :: Im the one with the big black headphones FFS!
WALAN :: Telstra blamed for child's death
WALAN :: I have over 50k of these.....
WALAN :: Were are you? Stand up.. Nope cant see you. Can you see me now? Pink dress with yellow hat? No...yellow dress with pink hat. Oh there you are.
WALAN :: What do you want to leech today?
WALAN :: We don't fix phones - but nor do telstra
WALAN :: Tel$lut, j00 will be reaped.
WALAN :: "Hello, this is Telstra? You have a complaint? Please hold"
WALAN :: live life on the edge, take of your heatsink
WALAN :: I know Privatter, hes a good mate of mine... *walks to Privateer* can I be unbanned now ?
WALAN :: PING REPLY: 500 sec
WALAN :: "Turn your fucking neons off.... im gettin glare!!"
WALAN :: Your Hit is Important to us. Please Hold. *404*
WALAN :: Proudly not affiliated with AusGamers
WALAN :: Everyones a winner !
WALAN :: Were d0t-bat is still waiting for the other half of his prize. *Stare @ Dr.J*
WALAN :: Dude, that's NOT cool!
WALAN :: which ones peppy?
WALAN :: i have a life, im only on irc for 11 hours a day
WALAN :: "Ya! I kissed a girl" "Ya mum doesn't count" "Oh.... sister?"
WALAN :: The page you are trying to view has walked away in disgust.
WALAN :: You can never have too many lusers
WALAN :: Slashdot us. We dare ya!
WALAN :: Channel Topic: Welcome to #walan, Memberships are OPEN, <n00b> Are sign ups for members open yet?
WALAN :: <a href="http://walan.axg.net">walan.axg.net</a>
WALAN :: Saddest bunch of fastest sperm.
WALAN :: Out of all the packets in the world, you were the fastest?
WALAN :: More than 3 shacks constitutes as a wank
WALAN :: Stretched plastic eventually breaks
WALAN :: /* The end
WALAN :: I cant believe we dont have an All Your Base tag!
WALAN :: batteries not included
WALAN :: w00t im in the top30 Shippostats !
WALAN :: things in the claymen list
WALAN :: If you like pr0n then heaven is a place on earth
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